Last week Alien One and Alien Two talked about their simulation of our reality and how YouTube sent me a wall plaque in return for reaching 100,000 subscribers to my channel. Since then I had a short video on makeup get 60 times as many views. And YouTube sent me—you guessed it—nothing.
Now, maybe you caught me on the rebound. I made a longer, better, more comprehensive video that put a new complexion on the face of summer makeups. And Reader, I am giving YouTube exclusive access to view it. See, it pays to be a subscriber.
