Suppose someone told you, “I’m looking for a man in finance … trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes, finance.” Looking yourself in the mirror, now, you don’t quite measure up to the jet set any more than you did back in the 2010s when looking fly “Like a G6” was all the rage.
Surely by now you have come to realize the abundance of ready-made tools at your disposal, from filters to color contact lenses, even Adobe PDF in editable format to add three commas on the bottom line of your bank account statement. So here I’ll skip those steps and instead talk about how to look taller (or slimmer or photorealistic). Trust me, the ROI in the camera-eye view put 6’5” well within your reach.
To paraphrase Girl on Couch, “Did I just write the newsletter of the summer?” Maybe. Can you make this into an actual image? Definitely. And you don’t even need to put on the vocal fry of Alexis Rose or change your accent to parrot Charli XCX before descending into a beatboxed remix of noises. You just have to get an angle on your new-fashioned image as a personal lyric and response to life in front of you, being on camera.
