The Ultimate Guide to MILFs
Mother’s Day exclusive
Hey, I’m Bonnie and welcome to my Friday newsletter. Each week I share insight into the art of being photogenic, including how to pose, what to wear—fashionable style, makeup—and a lot of whatnot that may benefit your photo. Why, because you can do all that with a phone camera.
Don't know what MILF means? Don't look it up unless you're OK with profanity. Let's just say it's a reference to attractive older women and leave it at that.
An immediate inference may be drawn from the fact that older women, meaning MILF, are attractive or else they just have to be SOL. No one wants to celebrate being strictly out of luck. How’s about we not photocompose a happy Mother’s Day card of mom looking like a fossil. Let’s just say it’s a record showing all the erosional stages of youth to those of old age—and not leave it at that.
As a matter of fact we know inferences are made, but implications are discovered. Flip the script on Mother’s Day to see mom wow. That’s the profound implication of this newsletter. Wow.
Wow to the moms who mixed and mingled in the alphabet soup of a sexy stock at a once-notorious disco. This is for you to preserve the starch of youth.
Wow to the domestic engineer and businesswoman. This is for looking like you’re really cooking and steaming up the glass ceiling in a breakthrough.
Wow to the young or expectant mother, not a MILF per se. Look up ahead to the last part of the newsletter. There is a surprise in store for you.
Wow to the grown-up kids living at home: It’s an awesome thought to show your mom a thing or two she can do around the house: since you seem incapable of replacing an empty roll of toilet paper, closing a door, turning off a light, turning on a stove, or operating a clothes hamper. This imagines you could wipe the slate clean, not to say rinse out a sink before toothpaste is allowed to harden/become a permanent part of the enamel.
Wow to the dude who just walked out on this newsletter. I’m calling your mom.
All right. The road from here to Mother’s Day is well signposted. Keep an eye out at bottom for last-minute gift ideas, on top of how to snag an Instagrammable moment with mom in the meanwhile.
Given the POV: Mom Is Lookin’ Fine
Put mom on a pedestal
Pose her in a sequence to wow
Give her a glow up