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SLAY IN YOUR CHRISTMAS PHOTOS

SLAY IN YOUR CHRISTMAS PHOTOS

Not a one-trick pony, er, one-horse open sleigh

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Bonnie RzM
Dec 21, 2024
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Holiday portraits are a horn of plenty picture-perfect moments—and a collection that is ripe for abuse. With Santa set to arrive in less than a week, it’s high time to show that you’ve been a good little shutterbug all year with a sparkling array of festive portraiture taken of your friends and family gathered around the dinner table, in front of the tree, or by the fireplace, from eve to morn you photoed from chaos to merry magic.

Don’t be a scrooge. Pay the buck and a quarter to get Photogenic this week, receive the gift of fashion, makeup, and more to pose your best selfie and show a little Christmas spirit, already. If you ignore the problem, it will come back to haunt you. No one wants to be ghosted, mostly because it sucks to admit that person you gushed about last week is now pretending you don’t exist. Become an existing paid subscriber today!

This little volume takes you through the unenjoying miser’s treasures denounced as humbugs, the photographers who magnify the difficulties of their craft, and it unwraps the secrets to capturing merrymaking moments like a pro. The holidays are stressful enough—picturing them shouldn’t be. Picture to your imaginations the holiday scene bursting with photo ops aplenty to take sweet pics and suchlike of candy canes and sugar plums dancing in your camera roll, ready-made for sharing. Joy to the World Wide Web.


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